Monday, May 16, 2011

laughter is the best medicine blogfest!

Ah, I'm sorry for posting my Laughter is the Best Medicine post (from the blogfest by the incredible Lydia) so late.

Sorry, couldn't resist this one:

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in, and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.


First hilarious clip.

Phil, from Modern Family, on intimidating boys who want to date his daughter.
Phil is a powerful voice for dorky dads everywhere!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_CmBsi17_0


Some medical jokes:


Red Neck's guide to medical terminology:
Secretion…………………………Hiding something.
Seizure…………………………..Roman emperor.
Tablet……………………………A small table.
Terminal Illness…………………Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor…………………………….More than one.
Urine…………………………….Opposite of you’re out.
Varicose………………………….Near by / close by.


Quote from my favorite character on 30 Rock, Kenneth (he's innocent, he's Christian, he's from Georgia):

Kenneth: Every year my aunt sends me a wool sweater for Christmas. We get it Aunt Alice. You're a sheep.